Shoes that hurt like a man.

You buy a new pair of shoes, and stupidly wear them out that night without breaking them in. By the end of the night your feet are in bits and you literally can´t walk.

You then get that stupid idiot that thinks they´re helping by asking: “why didn’t you wear them in first?” or the typical bloke quote: “why do you wear them if they hurt you?”

In this case I like to look on wearing a new pair of shoes like dating a new man.

You really like him, you think he looks nice and at first he boosts your confidence, so you take that chance and go out with him that night.

How foolish. You didn’t wear him in! Dispite how much you like him that doesn´t stop him from being a bloke. He will probably say or do something that night or another night in the future that will hurt you...thus making him just like your new shoes.

Their exterior is so beautiful that it makes you forget how much pain you will eventually be in.