I brought some new shoes yesterday. They were in the sale reduced from 25 quid to five, so really they were a bargain. They are a cute pink colour that I know I have a top to match them with and lets face it if I never wear them, its a fiver, who cares?
Well apparently my boyfriend does.
I got this whole eye rolling thing that really ruined my whole shoe buying moment. I normally get that exuberant feeling, excited about when I am going to wear them and so on. But instead I was made to feel…well pathetic really.
I was made to feel that my life’s so empty because I got excited about a new pair of shoes. I started to think about him and his sports tops.
He supports Southampton but wears a Hamburg top? He has never been to Hamburg, seen them play or have any interest in a player there.

His theory is he likes the top, it’s comfortable and in his words “it’s cool”.
Now correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t that why I buy shoes? I like my shoes, no correction I love my shoes. I have an interest in shoes, their comfortable, and in my words “their cool”
So if I want a new pair of shoes, and I want to get excited about them I will, and if that means that my life is sad and pathetic oh well. My shoes and I can live in ignorance together, boyfriendless.
Well apparently my boyfriend does.
I got this whole eye rolling thing that really ruined my whole shoe buying moment. I normally get that exuberant feeling, excited about when I am going to wear them and so on. But instead I was made to feel…well pathetic really.
I was made to feel that my life’s so empty because I got excited about a new pair of shoes. I started to think about him and his sports tops.
He supports Southampton but wears a Hamburg top? He has never been to Hamburg, seen them play or have any interest in a player there.
His theory is he likes the top, it’s comfortable and in his words “it’s cool”.
Now correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t that why I buy shoes? I like my shoes, no correction I love my shoes. I have an interest in shoes, their comfortable, and in my words “their cool”
So if I want a new pair of shoes, and I want to get excited about them I will, and if that means that my life is sad and pathetic oh well. My shoes and I can live in ignorance together, boyfriendless.
